DEEKS: Okay. Ouch. Did you guys ever think about getting maybe a sedan? You know? Maybe a nice minivan? One of those sliding doors.
SAM: Ever thought about walking?

CALLEN: I thought you said you could do this in your sleep.
ERIC: In my sleep, I don't have people breathing down my neck.
[He removes his glasses and smiles]
ERIC: Except for that one dream…
SAM: If you don't hurry up, it's gonna turn into a nightmare.
ERIC: Too late!!

HETTY: Gentlemen, there's work to be done.

DEEKS: So Kensi comes from a long line of snipers. Who else can say that?

DEEKS: Yeah, well, it's much better to be the breaker than the breakee, I think.
KENSI: You're just broken, Deeks.

SAM: So. What is it this time, G? Cold showers? Bed bugs? Feng Shui?
CALLEN: Too noisy.
SAM: Last place was too quiet. Place before that was too hot.
CALLEN: No, no, no. That place was too cold. The place before that was too hot.
SAM: Sure you're ready to come back?
CALLEN: What? Are you my mother or something?
SAM: You could use one.

CALLEN: So, new office, he?
SAM: Yeah.
CALLEN: What's it like?
SAM: Noisy.

SAM: You think she's involved?
CALLEN: They were sleeping together. She's involved whether she knows it or not.
SAM: Yeah.

[Hetty hands Callen a shirt. He's looking at it.]
HETTY: That's not for you to admire, but for you to try on.

CALLEN: Is there a reason we're not meeting in a bar right now?
GIBBS: Well yeah, it's 10 o'clock in the morning.
CALLEN: I don't know what's worse: getting older or getting wiser.